Warhammer Fantasy Campaign - 2013
Emprah WaaghToof, Rooler of All Da Jungles
Emprah WaaghToof is known by many names, The Almighty Green to the Lizardmen, The Defender of Order to the High Elves, The Nightmare of Lustria to the Chaos warbands. He’s not really sure why they call him that because his name is Emprah WaaghToof, Rooler of All Da Jungles. He rides his not so trust worthy boar Boar into battle at the head of his army (Da Good Guyz) as he crosses Da Big Green Land (Lustria) enforcing the will of Mork (or possibly Gork), which is to say Krump all da things that Gork (or possibly Mork) don’t like.
Followers of Mork (or possibly Gork) are spared the wrath of Emprah WaaghToof, Rooler of All Da Jungles, unless they look at him funny, or he thinks they smell funny, or he just wants to Krump somethin’. Having long defended the shores of Da Big Green Land, the Lizardmen and High Elves have both wondered the purpose of Emprah WaaghToof, Rooler of All Da Jungles, and why they have had only rare encounters with the Orc. Unknown to them, they have been spared, as they are followers of Gork (or possibly Mork). Khaine, Elven God of Battle, is really Mork (or possiblt Gork) standing on Gork’s (or possibly Mork’s) shoulders, and the Old Ones are really just Mork (or possibly Gork), cuz who could be older than da OrcS?
With the coming of Chaos, Emprah WaaghToof, Rooler of All Da Jungles, rides to the defense of Da Big Green Land, because if Chaos comes, it will no longer be Green.